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wetcvnt:

adampacmanjones:

sosa-parks:

bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick

LMFAO

So done

jesusallen:

guccimaneuver:

swea

Lmaoo

Anonymous: what is "good pussy" serious question here

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

communistbakery:

I get really confused when people get to know me and still flirt with me, like there are hotter funnier more enjoyable people why are you picking me why would you do that to yourself

(via humorstop)

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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(via humorstop)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via humorstop)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(Source: crayola-colored-skeletons, via theperksofbeingshayy)

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code
THEME.